家有儿女S01-E01

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愿意做我的老婆

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你愿意做我的老公吗

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老师让您去一趟

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你什么时候又跳呃

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我有一个淘气的儿子

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加利福尼亚的大蜘蛛咬我了

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您听话听话

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小雨过来

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嗯这是我在美国出生的儿子

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哈哈我玩去吧去玩去吧

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哦这是我的大女儿夏雪一直在接家长

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不是我爷爷家

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是我爷爷家

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你们虽然没有共同的爷爷

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但是有共同的爸爸

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共同的妈妈

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我们是一个重组家庭

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幸福生活就要开始啦

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你等会儿我还没说完呢

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你瞧咱俩结婚刚两个月

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这俩孩子就好得跟亲兄弟似的

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多好啊

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如果是再多一个就更好了

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什么意思啊

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你还想让我再生啊

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我不是那意思

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我是说啊

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干脆把小雪从他爷爷家也接过来

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一块住

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你想啊

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一头羊也是赶

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三头羊也是红

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哈哈哈哈

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你是说让我当三个孩子的妈怎么着

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目前中国孩子最多的妈妈

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你你扶着我点儿

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我有点走不动了

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原来

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你打哪个这个吧

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不就是这个归因你吗

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至于这么正式吗

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当然至于了多大的事儿啊

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哼哼好

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我必须得让你闺女看看

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自打你娶了我以后

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你的品位就增高了

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比起越来越帅

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那等闺女来了之后啊

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你好好捯饬捯饬她

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哼哼没问题

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当然了

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来了以后

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怎么样做好心理准备

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心里准备没做好

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我做好战斗准备了啊

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真的让我当三个孩子的妈

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我特害怕

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我对你有信心

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我觉得比我照顾重症病房的病人

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这任务都艰巨

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这个比喻可一点想象力都没有啊

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那你给我来点有想象

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力的有诗意的嗯好嗯

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可爱的母亲

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伟大的母爱

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太阳底下最光辉的三个孩子的妈

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我的手被虫子给咬了哟

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怎么回事啊

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哟蚊子咬的吧

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妈给挠挠啊

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嗯可怜了

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为什么蚊子只要我不咬刘星

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是不是

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这不是我的家

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别胡说

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这怎么不是你的家呀

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这就是你的家呀

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你看爸爸妈妈不都在呢嘛

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对不对

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你知道为什么蚊子咬你不咬流星吗

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嗯因为你的血呀是甜的

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流星的血压是臭的

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可能变成嗯真的雪田完了咬它吧

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嗯这就吃你的血了

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对不对

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快去吧

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换衣服啊

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换完衣服该上学了啊

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我不想上学

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我想睡觉

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别胡说

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为什么我时差还没倒过来呢

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谁又在这瞎说八道啊

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啊你从美国回来100

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80天了

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人80天了

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把地球都环游一周了

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你还没倒过时差来

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我在美国都待了7年了

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对呀人家7年就得倒7年的时差

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对不对

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哎老妈老爸老弟

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good morning

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good morning了

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以后少在这good morning

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记住了以后

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当着弟弟不许老说英文

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就得说纯正的中文

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听见没有说道

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不过我告诉你们一件事

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刚才我看见了八条腿的家伙横了

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他都进沙发底下去了

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加利福尼亚大蜘蛛

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嘿呀什么加利福尼亚大蜘蛛

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那是早晨起来妈妈去买的活螃蟹

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啊啊你跟小雪说

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就说我真心地欢迎他来

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他来了

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咱们这个新家才能算完整

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一定会如实转达

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诶诶你还没告诉我呢

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他要喝什么汤哦

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我记得应该是西红柿鸡蛋汤

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哎哎你等会儿我想想还有什么事来着

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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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我看看你是有点紧张了吗

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紧张了

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我紧张什么呀

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我我就是有点心跳过速

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没事真的我就给兔小子当过妈

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我从来没想过要给一大闺女当妈

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我保证啊

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这种感觉一定会特别的好

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为什么

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因为小雪是一个特文静

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懂礼貌

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有教养

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典型的乖乖女

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真的哈

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你看他在学校是尖

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子生正好咱们在一块

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他们在以流星的眼皮底下

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给刘星树立活榜样

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你快走吧

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怎么还不走啊

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我去我真走了

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我特高兴

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那是21世纪的城市

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女性一个人要有仨孩子的概率

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跟中头奖差不多

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哈哈哈哈哈

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我还真有点中头奖的感觉

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都没这么欢迎过我

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哎呀他的床比我的舒服多了

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对太舒服了

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哎哎哎哎干嘛呢

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你们俩去去去去去

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你把姐姐床都给弄乱了

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哎呀呀

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不会我也不会的

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什么不会的

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我对你们两个人我一点都不信任

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荔枝

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你这站着跟你们有什么关系啊

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唉刘星

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你帮我看看姐姐这屋还缺点什么呀

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你喝奶糖

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你想吃奶糖了吧

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你郎妈

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我和小雨呢

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为了这次小雪来编排了一个小节目

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给你演言行啊

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来来啊啊啊啊啊

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备开始

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小雪小雪小雪欢迎欢迎欢迎

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哎哎哎哎停停停停停

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就你们俩这么闹

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非得把姐姐吓着不可

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而且你们就听不到了

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吃完饭不许演啊

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非得阑尾炎不行

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妈我饿了

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妈我也饿了

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妈妈准备了一桌丰盛的晚餐

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但是得等姐姐来了以后才能吃

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现在不能吃

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哎呀小雪姐姐

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我好想啊

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我也好想你啊

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姐姐你快回来

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别让我独自叫起来的

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你快回来

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别让我独自叫起来

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怎么还不回来呀

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什么事啊

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他们下馆子去了吧

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要不咱先吃吧

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去去啊

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去去去

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那不可能要让他们半道上饿得受不了了呢

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不是我们俩

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你们俩谁饿得受不了了

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谁就给我喝杯水

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饿了给水喝

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那叫后妈去

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你闭嘴吧

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你趁着姐姐没来

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我再嘱咐你两句

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你给我记住了

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谢谢我错了

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我已经脑供血不足了

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闭嘴

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你听清楚了啊

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小雪姐姐可是一个文静的乖乖女

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咱们生活在一块儿

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你不许欺负人家

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不欺负人家

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我也不欺负他

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嗯真乖

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你瞧小雨多乖

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可以奖励一片火腿肠

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哎哎哎别去了

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回来了又抱回来了

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啊小雪呢来了

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哎呀真的小雪来快点啊

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哈哈哈

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小雪你们好啊

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欢迎欢迎热烈欢迎萧雪哎

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这个是你的房间来哦

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哦先开吃饭了啊

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来来来洗手吧

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这是洗手间啊

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你在这洗

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让他们先去吧

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瞧瞧瞧瞧人姐姐多懂事啊

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哈哈哈

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那你们洗手去吧

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洗手间

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啊那我帮你把行李拿方向

243
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我来来来来来来快点

244
00:10:53,440 –> 00:10:54,299
小月

245
00:10:54,299 –> 00:10:54,840
你告诉我

246
00:10:54,840 –> 00:10:56,519
你在这个家好吗

247
00:10:57,659 –> 00:10:58,899
还有什么

248
00:10:59,139 –> 00:11:00,909
咱爸娶了后妈以后

249
00:11:00,909 –> 00:11:02,159
你过得好吗

250
00:11:02,580 –> 00:11:03,539
还行

251
00:11:03,539 –> 00:11:04,590
你告诉姐姐

252
00:11:04,590 –> 00:11:07,740
咱们姓夏的孩子在这个家里受尊重吗

253
00:11:11,879 –> 00:11:13,730
反正晚上不洗澡

254
00:11:17,419 –> 00:11:18,440
哦对了

255
00:11:18,440 –> 00:11:20,700
还有那个叫刘星的那孩子

256
00:11:20,700 –> 00:11:22,019
他欺负过你吗

257
00:11:22,940 –> 00:11:25,399
乖乖你

258
00:11:26,840 –> 00:11:27,679
你放心

259
00:11:27,679 –> 00:11:29,360
我是不会欺负你的

260
00:11:29,360 –> 00:11:31,339
这一点我可以向你保证

261
00:11:33,159 –> 00:11:36,399
原来我在这个家的定位就是

262
00:11:36,399 –> 00:11:38,139
不受别人欺负呀

263
00:11:38,139 –> 00:11:41,080
那这个生存起点也太低了吧

264
00:11:41,080 –> 00:11:42,700
那猴孩子们开饭了

265
00:11:42,710 –> 00:11:44,200
爸爸进来了

266
00:11:44,200 –> 00:11:45,279
怎么还站着呢

267
00:11:45,279 –> 00:11:45,700
来来来

268
00:11:45,700 –> 00:11:46,450
小雪

269
00:11:46,450 –> 00:11:47,799
你坐这儿

270
00:11:47,799 –> 00:11:49,419
我就在你旁边啊

271
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去去哎

272
00:11:50,870 –> 00:11:52,100
小宇坐这

273
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你坐

274
00:11:52,669 –> 00:11:55,429
那我坐这儿来

275
00:11:55,429 –> 00:11:56,299
妈妈坐

276
00:11:59,799 –> 00:12:00,840
来来来

277
00:12:00,840 –> 00:12:03,220
小雪看大虾

278
00:12:03,220 –> 00:12:04,600
多吃点啊

279
00:12:04,600 –> 00:12:08,490
但正确的健康观念是让人少吃点诶

280
00:12:08,490 –> 00:12:10,289
你这不是今天第一天来吗

281
00:12:10,289 –> 00:12:13,049
这可是妈妈为迎接你专门做的啊

282
00:12:13,049 –> 00:12:15,809
是刘星的妈妈

283
00:12:16,679 –> 00:12:19,019
来尝尝我做的茄

284
00:12:21,779 –> 00:12:23,789
哈哈哈哈

285
00:12:24,809 –> 00:12:25,289
来来来

286
00:12:25,289 –> 00:12:29,250
没人说过我太吃你做的茄子呃

287
00:12:41,269 –> 00:12:43,690
嗯哼吃菜吃菜啊

288
00:12:43,690 –> 00:12:45,279
可以快吃啊

289
00:12:45,279 –> 00:12:48,070
妈啊那个八条腿横着走

290
00:12:48,070 –> 00:12:50,470
那个熟了没啊

291
00:12:50,470 –> 00:12:52,859
螃蟹啊啊一会儿就熟啊

292
00:12:52,859 –> 00:12:56,729
再等一会儿对妈妈一早去买的都是活的

293
00:12:56,729 –> 00:12:58,000
哪儿产的啊

294
00:12:58,000 –> 00:13:00,100
能确定没被污染过吗

295
00:13:00,100 –> 00:13:03,299
啊螃蟹壳上有没有防伪标志

296
00:13:03,299 –> 00:13:06,659
哈哈哈哈我我哈哈哈

297
00:13:06,659 –> 00:13:10,200
我一直以为只有正宗的那种大闸蟹

298
00:13:10,200 –> 00:13:11,700
壳上才有标志呢

299
00:13:11,700 –> 00:13:12,059
我也知

300
00:13:12,059 –> 00:13:16,000
道当然因为您已经没有主见了

301
00:13:16,000 –> 00:13:18,000
哈哈哈哈哈哈

302
00:13:19,860 –> 00:13:23,840
我建议为咱们家第一次团圆饭干一杯好

303
00:13:23,840 –> 00:13:24,679
来来来诶

304
00:13:24,679 –> 00:13:26,299
诶哎我还有个建议

305
00:13:26,299 –> 00:13:29,500
干脆咱们让小雪说几句祝酒词

306
00:13:30,580 –> 00:13:32,049
那我就说了

307
00:13:32,049 –> 00:13:33,759
但不是一般的住酒词

308
00:13:33,759 –> 00:13:35,559
肯定不一般

309
00:13:36,679 –> 00:13:37,779
就知道哪儿吃

310
00:13:37,779 –> 00:13:39,339
你看看人家小雪啊

311
00:13:39,600 –> 00:13:41,340
人家作文特别棒

312
00:13:41,340 –> 00:13:44,340
北京市的作文比赛都得过特等奖

313
00:13:44,340 –> 00:13:47,089
第一金浩在这个家里

314
00:13:49,668 –> 00:13:54,559
我有权在衣食住行各方面保持自己的个性

315
00:13:54,559 –> 00:13:55,639
不容置疑

316
00:13:56,960 –> 00:13:59,570
第二不许随便动我的东西

317
00:13:59,570 –> 00:14:02,019
进我的房间必须先敲门

318
00:14:02,019 –> 00:14:04,179
我不说请进就不能进来

319
00:14:05,200 –> 00:14:07,460
妈您这就是您说的乖乖女儿

320
00:14:10,000 –> 00:14:12,100
我有权决定自己干什么

321
00:14:12,100 –> 00:14:12,940
不干什么

322
00:14:12,940 –> 00:14:14,620
有权不回答问题

323
00:14:14,620 –> 00:14:16,629
在我保持沉默的时候

324
00:14:16,629 –> 00:14:19,700
请勿打扰刘梅

325
00:14:19,700 –> 00:14:22,909
那个我拿鸡蛋汤去

326
00:14:22,909 –> 00:14:24,860
我帮帮你啊

327
00:14:24,860 –> 00:14:27,649
不用小学

328
00:14:27,649 –> 00:14:29,029
你到底要干什么呀

329
00:14:29,029 –> 00:14:30,769
我有权不回答问题

330
00:14:30,769 –> 00:14:32,389
来来来

331
00:14:32,389 –> 00:14:33,350
汤来了

332
00:14:33,350 –> 00:14:34,559
哎呀小雪

333
00:14:34,559 –> 00:14:35,789
我听你爸爸说

334
00:14:35,789 –> 00:14:39,029
你从小就特别爱吃这个西红柿鸡蛋汤

335
00:14:39,029 –> 00:14:41,009
对鸡蛋打得有点多

336
00:14:41,009 –> 00:14:42,059
太偏心了

337
00:14:42,059 –> 00:14:43,559
那是我小时候

338
00:14:43,559 –> 00:14:45,940
哦对了

339
00:14:45,940 –> 00:14:50,219
爸爸咱们好像有好长时间没住在一起了吧

340
00:14:51,000 –> 00:14:56,078
对长大以后的事儿我不太清楚了啊啊

341
00:15:05,259 –> 00:15:08,009
嗯不高兴了了啊

342
00:15:08,009 –> 00:15:10,219
我一看就是好委屈

343
00:15:10,559 –> 00:15:11,580
有什么委屈

344
00:15:11,580 –> 00:15:12,840
你唱的都说出来

345
00:15:12,840 –> 00:15:18,979
说出来说出来是不是还有什么可说的呀

346
00:15:20,960 –> 00:15:24,458
我想哭嗯那行

347
00:15:25,220 –> 00:15:30,139
要不然我替他向你道歉就不哭了吧

348
00:15:31,419 –> 00:15:32,590
还想哭

349
00:15:32,590 –> 00:15:34,339
哈哈哈哈哈哈

350
00:15:35,679 –> 00:15:37,649
小雪这孩子确实太不像我

351
00:15:37,649 –> 00:15:38,399
抽时间

352
00:15:38,399 –> 00:15:40,139
我一定好好教育教育他

353
00:15:40,139 –> 00:15:42,059
哈哈哈哈哈哈

354
00:15:43,500 –> 00:15:45,029
还特想哭

355
00:15:45,029 –> 00:15:49,500
我现在就去去你的干嘛去啊

356
00:15:50,519 –> 00:15:51,980
我现在不能说

357
00:15:51,980 –> 00:15:53,839
你现在更不能说了

358
00:15:53,839 –> 00:15:54,438
我跟你说

359
00:15:54,438 –> 00:15:56,058
你现在要一批评她

360
00:15:56,058 –> 00:15:58,278
她准觉得是我出的主意

361
00:15:59,298 –> 00:16:01,970
我就是那个狠毒的后妈

362
00:16:01,970 –> 00:16:04,519
你呀就是那没主见的爹

363
00:16:04,519 –> 00:16:04,970

364
00:16:06,590 –> 00:16:11,399
唉咱们俩现在只好忍着

365
00:16:14,000 –> 00:16:17,200
老婆你说你这么通情达理

366
00:16:17,200 –> 00:16:18,299
善解人意

367
00:16:19,159 –> 00:16:21,979
我就就觉得特别难为你

368
00:16:23,259 –> 00:16:24,490
哈哈哈

369
00:16:24,490 –> 00:16:27,009
还想哭

370
00:16:27,009 –> 00:16:30,129
好想哭就哭吧

371
00:16:30,129 –> 00:16:32,899
他在我肩膀上哭啊

372
00:16:33,919 –> 00:16:35,240
小雪他谁都不告诉我

373
00:16:35,240 –> 00:16:36,230
你这出大门了

374
00:16:36,230 –> 00:16:38,659
连个头都不回啊

375
00:16:38,659 –> 00:16:39,919
上哪去了

376
00:16:39,919 –> 00:16:43,320
不知道我更不知道这孩子

377
00:16:43,320 –> 00:16:44,458
这孩子

378
00:16:56,860 –> 00:16:57,659
夏东海

379
00:16:58,799 –> 00:16:59,659
你看看

380
00:17:04,319 –> 00:17:07,460
好好好

381
00:17:08,539 –> 00:17:11,579
没看见箱子还在这

382
00:17:11,579 –> 00:17:12,480
说明啊

383
00:17:12,480 –> 00:17:14,638
起码他没跑回爷爷家去

384
00:17:15,900 –> 00:17:17,509
跑回爷爷家里

385
00:17:17,509 –> 00:17:18,650
凭什么呀

386
00:17:18,650 –> 00:17:20,338
我又没招他

387
00:17:21,299 –> 00:17:23,240
这孩子是怕受委屈

388
00:17:23,240 –> 00:17:25,220
给他来个先发制人

389
00:17:26,059 –> 00:17:27,250
这么多年来

390
00:17:27,250 –> 00:17:29,440
我确实也没怎么管孩子

391
00:17:29,440 –> 00:17:30,220
挺可怜

392
00:17:30,220 –> 00:17:31,269
又刚来

393
00:17:31,269 –> 00:17:33,180
咱多给她点时间啊

394
00:17:35,660 –> 00:17:37,419
谁招她了

395
00:17:39,660 –> 00:17:42,410
我知道你已经做得很好啦

396
00:17:42,410 –> 00:17:45,419
我是说咱们肯定能做得更好

397
00:17:46,140 –> 00:17:49,190
爱心耐心宽大为怀吗

398
00:17:49,190 –> 00:17:51,440
啊行行行

399
00:17:51,440 –> 00:17:52,279
你先出去吧

400
00:17:52,279 –> 00:17:53,900
我给他收拾收拾啊

401
00:17:53,900 –> 00:17:56,279
我怕你别假的

402
00:17:56,279 –> 00:17:57,559
快走吧

403
00:17:57,720 –> 00:17:59,400
娶了你是我最大的

404
00:18:02,759 –> 00:18:03,419

405
00:18:17,539 –> 00:18:19,180
哈哈哈哈

406
00:18:30,140 –> 00:18:32,890
你们难道不想问点什么吗

407
00:18:32,890 –> 00:18:36,180
比如说我刚才干嘛去了

408
00:18:37,140 –> 00:18:38,159
啊哈哈

409
00:18:38,159 –> 00:18:41,848
你确实应该熟悉熟悉这新家的周边环境

410
00:18:41,848 –> 00:18:44,099
对回来得那么早

411
00:18:44,099 –> 00:18:45,809
也没走多远哈

412
00:18:45,809 –> 00:18:46,740
诶对了

413
00:18:46,740 –> 00:18:48,809
咱们那小区后头一个花园

414
00:18:48,809 –> 00:18:51,660
回头让两个弟弟带你去啊

415
00:18:51,660 –> 00:18:53,930
我现在不想去哦

416
00:18:53,930 –> 00:18:54,740
那就不去

417
00:18:54,740 –> 00:18:55,099

418
00:18:55,099 –> 00:18:57,259
有时间再去

419
00:18:57,609 –> 00:18:59,710
嘿嘿嘿

420
00:18:59,710 –> 00:19:01,809
我们以后也能享受这种待遇吗

421
00:19:01,809 –> 00:19:03,919
我投了

422
00:19:13,779 –> 00:19:16,398
耐心耐心宽拿下

423
00:19:18,000 –> 00:19:22,919
我们也能把音响开得这么大吗

424
00:19:23,059 –> 00:19:25,519
嘿嘿而且你们还不说

425
00:19:25,519 –> 00:19:28,579

426
00:19:32,259 –> 00:19:34,920
我不喜欢你们给我准备的这条枕巾

427
00:19:34,920 –> 00:19:36,779
我要拿他当擦脚布

428
00:19:37,980 –> 00:19:39,029
没问题

429
00:19:39,029 –> 00:19:39,990
只要你愿意

430
00:19:39,990 –> 00:19:41,789
你把擦脚布当枕巾都行

431
00:19:41,789 –> 00:19:42,329
没错

432
00:19:44,730 –> 00:19:48,769
诶我能把枕巾当成擦脚布吗

433
00:19:48,769 –> 00:19:51,289
这样两个脚丫子可以一块擦

434
00:19:51,289 –> 00:19:52,279
干妈

435
00:19:52,279 –> 00:19:54,730
嘿你们俩老在这捣什么乱呢

436
00:19:54,730 –> 00:19:56,349
对于你们俩来讲

437
00:19:56,349 –> 00:19:58,029
擦脚布就是擦脚布

438
00:19:58,029 –> 00:20:00,440
枕巾就是枕巾不能擦

439
00:20:00,440 –> 00:20:05,900
为什么

440
00:20:11,160 –> 00:20:12,059
快点

441
00:20:16,519 –> 00:20:19,059
我们家到了把帽子摘下来

442
00:20:20,140 –> 00:20:21,339
现在就摘了

443
00:20:21,839 –> 00:20:23,220
第48页

444
00:20:23,220 –> 00:20:25,319
三到16行

445
00:20:27,359 –> 00:20:30,579
唉在明天上学之前洗的掉吗

446
00:20:31,119 –> 00:20:32,250
洗不掉

447
00:20:32,250 –> 00:20:34,638
我再帮你染成黑色的嘛

448
00:20:36,119 –> 00:20:37,279
非去不可啊

449
00:20:38,539 –> 00:20:39,589
第48页

450
00:20:39,589 –> 00:20:41,319
三到16行

451
00:20:41,940 –> 00:20:43,680
哈哈哈哈

452
00:20:46,759 –> 00:20:47,950
妹妹嗯

453
00:20:47,950 –> 00:20:50,140
我发现你对小雪真有耐心

454
00:20:50,140 –> 00:20:53,279
真佩服爱心

455
00:20:53,279 –> 00:20:55,380
耐心宽大为怀

456
00:20:55,380 –> 00:20:58,500
你急我都不急哈哈

457
00:20:58,500 –> 00:20:59,940
我怎么可能急呢

458
00:20:59,940 –> 00:21:00,579

459
00:21:02,779 –> 00:21:05,410
介绍一下这位

460
00:21:05,410 –> 00:21:09,619
哈哈哈哈哈哈

461
00:21:10,099 –> 00:21:14,309
什么哟啊啊

462
00:21:14,309 –> 00:21:15,869
这位是我的男朋友

463
00:21:15,869 –> 00:21:18,279
狂野男孩儿好

464
00:21:18,279 –> 00:21:19,900
我的爱心哈

465
00:21:19,900 –> 00:21:23,289
好像一把火燃烧了整个沙漠

466
00:21:23,289 –> 00:21:27,259
哈哈哈哈哈哈

467
00:21:27,900 –> 00:21:30,059
怎么都不说话了

468
00:21:30,059 –> 00:21:32,779
对我的男朋友不满意

469
00:21:33,140 –> 00:21:37,759
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

470
00:21:38,319 –> 00:21:41,440
哎哎那个小雪

471
00:21:41,440 –> 00:21:46,220
你说他是你什么什么人

472
00:21:47,900 –> 00:21:53,980
象征爱情的花朵是多么的芬芳

473
00:21:54,440 –> 00:21:56,599
哈哈哈哈

474
00:21:58,960 –> 00:22:01,039
i love you

475
00:22:01,380 –> 00:22:03,660
走去我房间啊

476
00:22:04,680 –> 00:22:06,779
男朋友

477
00:22:07,579 –> 00:22:08,920
这太哎呦

478
00:22:08,920 –> 00:22:09,880
你千万别着急

479
00:22:09,880 –> 00:22:11,200
真的一定要耐心

480
00:22:11,200 –> 00:22:12,220
是我不着急

481
00:22:12,220 –> 00:22:13,180
我一点都不着急

482
00:22:13,180 –> 00:22:14,680
就是的啊

483
00:22:14,680 –> 00:22:16,799
战斗还

484
00:22:23,380 –> 00:22:24,700
你在做什么

485
00:22:27,140 –> 00:22:28,059
唱歌

486
00:22:33,980 –> 00:22:34,900
耶耶下

487
00:22:37,660 –> 00:22:38,919
天气吧

488
00:22:43,440 –> 00:22:44,539
我爱two three

489
00:22:44,539 –> 00:22:45,410
three go

490
00:22:45,410 –> 00:22:46,339
你的童年

491
00:22:46,339 –> 00:22:48,670
我的童年好像不一样

492
00:22:51,190 –> 00:22:52,119
上学堂

493
00:22:52,119 –> 00:22:53,470
新的时代

494
00:22:53,470 –> 00:22:54,309
新的主张

495
00:22:54,309 –> 00:22:55,799
新新的模样

496
00:22:56,940 –> 00:22:57,839
德智体美

497
00:22:57,839 –> 00:23:00,599
个个只想象这么说

498
00:23:00,599 –> 00:23:01,380
这一句

499
00:23:01,380 –> 00:23:04,079
我们的超越相爱

500
00:23:04,079 –> 00:23:06,359
一不留钱就会把风吹

501
00:23:06,420 –> 00:23:07,680
为了家里

502
00:23:07,680 –> 00:23:09,779
不能把铃儿一拉扯

503
00:23:09,779 –> 00:23:11,130
确实不好

504
00:23:11,130 –> 00:23:14,819
比妹妹先后退着唠叨的话

505
00:23:14,819 –> 00:23:16,829
可以不可以不讲

506
00:23:16,829 –> 00:23:19,019
给我一片自由自在

507
00:23:19,019 –> 00:23:20,559
人人广场

508
00:23:20,900 –> 00:23:23,819
我们自己做的也许不够

509
00:23:24,119 –> 00:23:27,359
不知不觉就会超过你的想象

510
00:23:27,359 –> 00:23:28,539
我说妈妈呀

511
00:23:28,539 –> 00:23:31,000
可不可以让我有个可以完全放肆的角落

512
00:23:31,000 –> 00:23:32,140
发发放肆的角落

513
00:23:32,140 –> 00:23:33,039
有许仙走的漫画

514
00:23:33,039 –> 00:23:34,539
和我再次选择拿耳朵

515
00:23:34,539 –> 00:23:36,099
现在一切只是意

516
00:23:36,099 –> 00:23:37,759
外那是轻量化时间变态

517
00:23:38,119 –> 00:23:39,259
而不是你的老板无处不在

518
00:23:39,259 –> 00:23:39,740
请你说话

519
00:23:39,740 –> 00:23:40,039
不听说

520
00:23:40,039 –> 00:23:40,579
再不见不见

521
00:23:40,579 –> 00:23:42,740
我也不在乎你的童年

522
00:23:42,740 –> 00:23:44,819
我的童年好像都一样

523
00:23:47,640 –> 00:23:48,630
上学堂

524
00:23:48,630 –> 00:23:49,980
新的时代

525
00:23:49,980 –> 00:23:50,759
新的主张

526
00:23:50,759 –> 00:23:52,289
新新的模样

527
00:23:53,490 –> 00:23:55,710
大家体美个个是强项

528
00:23:55,710 –> 00:23:57,210
唠叨的话

529
00:23:57,210 –> 00:23:59,378
可不可以开讲

530
00:23:59,559 –> 00:24:02,819
给我一片自由自在森林广场

531
00:24:03,019 –> 00:24:04,880
让我们自己创造

532
00:24:04,880 –> 00:24:06,339
也许会更好

533
00:24:06,480 –> 00:24:09,720
不知不觉就会超过你们的想象

534
00:24:09,720 –> 00:24:13,420
事实上我什么什么做对了也像错了一样

535
00:24:13,420 –> 00:24:14,200
真好笑

536
00:24:14,200 –> 00:24:16,859
我们好像在比较容易让带你去紧张

537
00:24:16,859 –> 00:24:18,539
是有多不相信的超人一样

538
00:24:18,539 –> 00:24:19,500
自由自在天空飞翔

539
00:24:19,500 –> 00:24:20,700
没有办法叫我起床啊

540
00:24:20,700 –> 00:24:21,180
不行不行

541
00:24:22,079 –> 00:24:22,980
跟着地脉一动

542
00:24:22,980 –> 00:24:24,210
五六星猫猫真难

543
00:24:24,210 –> 00:24:25,170
这就是你

544
00:24:25,170 –> 00:24:26,490
我就是我的心

545
00:24:26,490 –> 00:24:28,240
又荡漾在上

546
00:24:28,240 –> 00:24:29,500
不作数的努力

547
00:24:29,500 –> 00:24:32,019
找不到小黄车男友

548
00:24:32,019 –> 00:24:33,099
爱充满幻想

549
00:24:33,099 –> 00:24:33,940
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